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5 Apple Tablet rumors other sites were afraid to post

Written By Hans Berger on Saturday, January 23, 2010 | 4:20 AM

On January 27, Apple is holding a special event where they are expected to be announcing a new product, which most people think is an Apple Tablet. Apple hasn't confirmed or denied any of the rumors about the Apple Tablet, but we have 5 rumors here that other sites were afraid to post.
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1. You don't buy the Apple Tablet, it buys you.



Don't buy Apple Tablet

This first rumor comes from a reliable source of ours, Chuck Norris.

2. The Apple Tablet is very SHINY, and expensive too.



Shiny Apple Tablet

Even though the Apple Tablet is expensive, it is still worth it because of it's mind-blowing  shininess.

3. Apple and Burger King have partnered to launch a BIG contest.



Apple Tablet golden ticket

Buy a Double Whopper from Burger King and if you find a Golden ticket in it, you will get a free Apple Tablet and a tour of Apple's factory.

4. Steve Ballmer already has an Apple Tablet.



Windows Mobile 7

He removed the Mac OS software on the Apple Tablet and put Windows Mobile 7 on it.

5. No Copy/Paste because it was REJECTED.



Apple Tablet Copy/Paste rejected

Due to the strict approval process in approving certain software features of the Apple Tablet, copy/paste was  rejected by a reviewer. Expect Copy/Paste to be added in a future update.

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diamondshark
January 23, 2010 at 5:24 AM

hahaha.... nice.

January 23, 2010 at 6:50 AM

These are worst set of rumors. LOL

nrogara000
January 23, 2010 at 12:27 PM

This is awesome. These are rumors I want to spread.

Peter
January 23, 2010 at 2:36 PM

These aren't funny.

Stephen
January 23, 2010 at 7:50 PM

Very Very funny, and I bet they are all true.

gMsCoTT
January 23, 2010 at 8:45 PM

Hehehe. Funny! =)

January 24, 2010 at 12:49 AM

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. In this, you are aspirational... you have wasted my time.

Ryan
January 24, 2010 at 11:49 AM

Apple Tablet.
Instructions - Take one TWICE or more daily.
Keep away from children with sticky fingers.
Keep away from food.
Store in a cool, dry place.

Ryan
January 24, 2010 at 11:52 AM

Oh, and do not ingest

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