5 Apple Tablet rumors other sites were afraid to post

On January 27, Apple is holding a special event where they are expected to be announcing a new product, which most people think is an Apple Tablet. Apple hasn’t confirmed or denied any of the rumors about the Apple Tablet, but we have 5 rumors here that other sites were afraid to post.

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1. You don’t buy the Apple Tablet, it buys you.

Don't buy Apple Tablet

This first rumor comes from a reliable source of ours, Chuck Norris.

2. The Apple Tablet is very SHINY, and expensive too.

Shiny Apple Tablet

Even though the Apple Tablet is expensive, it is still worth it because of it’s mind-blowing  shininess.

3. Apple and Burger King have partnered to launch a BIG contest.

Apple Tablet golden ticket

Buy a Double Whopper from Burger King and if you find a Golden ticket in it, you will get a free Apple Tablet and a tour of Apple’s factory.

4. Steve Ballmer already has an Apple Tablet.

Windows Mobile 7

He removed the Mac OS software on the Apple Tablet and put Windows Mobile 7 on it.

5. No Copy/Paste because it was REJECTED.

Apple Tablet Copy/Paste rejected

Due to the strict approval process in approving certain software features of the Apple Tablet, copy/paste was  rejected by a reviewer. Expect Copy/Paste to be added in a future update.

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9 Comments

  1. diamondshark says:

    hahaha…. nice.

  2. Taranfx says:

    These are worst set of rumors. LOL

  3. nrogara000 says:

    This is awesome. These are rumors I want to spread.

  4. Peter says:

    These aren’t funny.

  5. Stephen says:

    Very Very funny, and I bet they are all true.

  6. gMsCoTT says:

    Hehehe. Funny! =)

  7. Taras says:

    Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. In this, you are aspirational… you have wasted my time.

  8. Ryan says:

    Apple Tablet.
    Instructions – Take one TWICE or more daily.
    Keep away from children with sticky fingers.
    Keep away from food.
    Store in a cool, dry place.

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